Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in opi's LiveJournal:

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
2:59 pm	Meditations on 1st philosophy: I ____, therefore I am The center of a sea of fallen candy, adrift in M&Ms. Current Mood: hungry Current Music: the rain (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
5:10 pm	Oh, what a life. Bereft of munch, bereft of sun on belly, breeze on back, bereft of autonomy, I wallow. This life. It drives me to obesity. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 16th, 2006
12:01 am	watch me bust this shit Opi's in the hood are always hard Come eatin' that food, got rolls of lard Knowin' nothin' in life but to be a kitten Don't quote me cat, I ain't be shittin' Fat as hell and I wanna get ill So I go to the sheepskin where I chill The peeps up there always on the computer To make 'em step off I gots to be cuter. Over at the sink I am drinkin' From my kittyfood my breath starts stinkin' Got to get those fools to fill that dish Before they say shit I get my wish. Cause Opi's in the hood are always hard Come eatin' that food, got rolls of lard Knowin' nothin' in life but to be a kitten Don't quote me cat, I ain't be shittin' Current Mood: dope as fuck Current Music: nwa- gangsta gangsta (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
11:13 pm	i need some antlers I am a cute kitty, too. Current Mood: sad Current Music: ribbet (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 7th, 2005
6:54 am	katie pregnant with tom's seed makes me want to spew hairballs I miss Stacy and Laurel desperately. DESPERATELY! Current Mood: horny Current Music: u2 - mysterious ways (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 12th, 2005
10:30 am	in a sad turn of events, two of my mommies have left me...for good, i fear. it's awfully quiet around here. i never noticed how much i depended on the constant harassment by probing, and i do mean probing, fingers to confirm my self-worth. but lately, i wander around unmolested and wonder, is this what my life has come to? am i no longer irresistable enough? nicholas and emelia came home yesterday with the scent of other kitties on their fingers. younger kitties. i don't know. maybe i'll hop a plane to europe to get this all sorted out. to really find myself, you know? peace out. Current Mood: depressed (Comment on this)
Monday, June 21st, 2004
10:14 am	Today I rudely (and gleefully) woke up my sleeping caretakers and proceeded to place my big ass right in front of their faces. Why am I acting like this? Why am I being so selfish? I have plenty of food in my bowl! (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
1:06 am	I can't stop purring...I'm feeling very sensual right now. Stacy's touching me non-stop and I am seriously digging it. I don't know where the fuck everybody went, but it sure is making me turn into a snivelling attention-whore. heheheh oh Stacy, teehee, Stacy Stacy Stacy!!!! mmmmmmmmm... Stacy sure is the cat's pajamas. ha! I'm down with the cat humor. Current Mood: content, sensual, sleepy Current Music: system of a down bouncing around in my kitty cranium! (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
2:28 am	As I was wandering absentmindedly through a crumpled heap of miscellaneous paper items, making my way to the window on the east side of Brendan's room, so that I might more fully embrace the balmy weather, I was suddenly struck with what I now recognize as an effect of the 'powers that be' inhabiting my body/being/essence to a small extent. As a result of my circumstances in this life, e.g.my form and function as a cat, and more specifically myself as an organic and animate creature, there is a definite but inexplicable force within me, one that was awakened for the first time today. It is a life force, and for a split second I was heightened. I became more than myself. Now I'm like that dude in flowers for algernon who glimpses genius and then witnesses it slipping away from him, helpless. I cannot recreate it. All attempts have proven to be fruitless. I am only left with a diminishing sentiment, one that grows less and less vivid as the moments tick by, and that is this: Happy Birthday Brendan. Your life force glows bright. Current Mood: awestruck - connected Current Music: some weird song about vampires that stacy's been singing (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 5th, 2004
1:53 pm	I've been feeling a little strange these last few days...... Current Mood: addictive Current Music: Seventh heaven theme song (Comment on this)
Monday, May 17th, 2004
11:57 pm	i see it all, but i never (or rarely) participate opi_the_cat's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what opi_the_cat has done with the 10 people on her friends list! met 100.0% hugged 100.0% dated 0.0% kissed 80.0% seen topless 70.0% seen naked 70.0% phone sexed 0.0% made out 0.0% oral sex 0.0% fucked 0.0% What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats? Sponsored via Adult Friend Finder. Keep this meme and others like it checking it out or getting free account! You may meet the match of your dreams! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
12:47 pm	I think there's a kitty angel living in our house; this morning I woke up with a pool of water in my fur! I was very grateful, for in my fitful dreams of attacking Whiney I worked up quite a tremendous thirst. This has been happening a lot lately. Thank you kitty angel! Current Mood: horny Current Music: Beethoven - Sonata in C minor "Pathetique" (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
1:11 am	hi, im opi, a big soft warm bundle of joy. and i smell good! can you please direct me to the nearest place i can get lovin and satisfaction? mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 29th, 2004
10:55 pm	Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams User Name Mom Celine Dion Dad Steve Irwin Brother Justin Timberlake Sister Britney Spears Dog Rin tin tin Boyfriend Johnny Depp Best friend Owen Wilson Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 20th, 2004
7:07 pm	thought I'd give this a go I can tell things are about to change around here. Stacy left this morning and she still hasn't come back, and Nicholas and Emelia are getting ready to go somewhere. Lately they've been walking around the house carrying long sticks and wearing big things on their backs. Oh well, they bug me anyway, constantly clobbering me with annoying affection, especially laurel, stacy and emelia. All I want to do is eat worms and poop in the yard. Can't they understand that? I wish Tom would come by. He hasn't visited me in awhile....he just makes me feel so...so alive, you know? Oh well, I'm gonna go sleep on the sheep now. Hopefully I'll write again soon. (2 Comments |Comment on this)