Orange at the edges

Meditations on 1st philosophy: I ____, therefore I am

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:13:52 GMT

The center of a sea of fallen candy, adrift in M&Ms.

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:11:54 GMT

Oh, what a life. Bereft of munch, bereft of sun on belly, breeze on back, bereft of autonomy, I wallow. This life. It drives me to obesity.

watch me bust this shit

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:16:20 GMT

Opi's in the hood are always hard
Come eatin' that food, got rolls of lard
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be a kitten
Don't quote me cat, I ain't be shittin'

Fat as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to the sheepskin where I chill
The peeps up there always on the computer
To make 'em step off I gots to be cuter.

Over at the sink I am drinkin'
From my kittyfood my breath starts stinkin'
Got to get those fools to fill that dish
Before they say shit I get my wish.

Cause Opi's in the hood are always hard
Come eatin' that food, got rolls of lard
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be a kitten
Don't quote me cat, I ain't be shittin'

i need some antlers

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 23:15:31 GMT

I am a cute kitty, too.

katie pregnant with tom's seed makes me want to spew hairballs

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:55:28 GMT

I miss Stacy and Laurel desperately. DESPERATELY!

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 17:43:23 GMT

in a sad turn of events, two of my mommies have left me...for good, i fear. it's awfully quiet around here. i never noticed how much i depended on the constant harassment by probing, and i do mean probing, fingers to confirm my self-worth. but lately, i wander around unmolested and wonder, is this what my life has come to? am i no longer irresistable enough? nicholas and emelia came home yesterday with the scent of other kitties on their fingers. younger kitties. i don't know. maybe i'll hop a plane to europe to get this all sorted out. to really find myself, you know?

peace out.

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 17:16:38 GMT

Today I rudely (and gleefully) woke up my sleeping caretakers and proceeded to place my big ass right in front of their faces. Why am I acting like this? Why am I being so selfish? I have plenty of food in my bowl!

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 08:11:15 GMT

I can't stop purring...I'm feeling very sensual right now. Stacy's touching me non-stop and I am seriously digging it. I don't know where the fuck everybody went, but it sure is making me turn into a snivelling attention-whore. heheheh oh Stacy, teehee, Stacy Stacy Stacy!!!! mmmmmmmmm...

Stacy sure is the cat's pajamas. ha! I'm down with the cat humor.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 09:42:47 GMT

As I was wandering absentmindedly through a crumpled heap of miscellaneous paper items, making my way to the window on the east side of Brendan's room, so that I might more fully embrace the balmy weather, I was suddenly struck with what I now recognize as an effect of the 'powers that be' inhabiting my body/being/essence to a small extent. As a result of my circumstances in this life, e.g.my form and function as a cat, and more specifically myself as an organic and animate creature, there is a definite but inexplicable force within me, one that was awakened for the first time today. It is a life force, and for a split second I was heightened. I became more than myself. Now I'm like that dude in flowers for algernon who glimpses genius and then witnesses it slipping away from him, helpless. I cannot recreate it. All attempts have proven to be fruitless. I am only left with a diminishing sentiment, one that grows less and less vivid as the moments tick by, and that is this: Happy Birthday Brendan. Your life force glows bright.

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 20:52:46 GMT

I've been feeling a little strange these last few days......

i see it all, but i never (or rarely) participate

Tue, 18 May 2004 06:57:44 GMT

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Wed, 12 May 2004 19:51:08 GMT

I think there's a kitty angel living in our house; this morning I woke up with a pool of water in my fur! I was very grateful, for in my fitful dreams of attacking Whiney I worked up quite a tremendous thirst. This has been happening a lot lately. Thank you kitty angel!

Tue, 04 May 2004 08:15:05 GMT

hi, im opi, a big soft warm bundle of joy. and i smell good! can you please direct me to the nearest place i can get lovin and satisfaction? mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 06:55:55 GMT

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
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Mom	Celine Dion
Dad	Steve Irwin
Brother	Justin Timberlake
Sister	Britney Spears
Dog	Rin tin tin
Boyfriend	Johnny Depp
Best friend	Owen Wilson

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thought I'd give this a go

Sun, 21 Mar 2004 03:14:06 GMT

I can tell things are about to change around here. Stacy left this morning and she still hasn't come back, and Nicholas and Emelia are getting ready to go somewhere. Lately they've been walking around the house carrying long sticks and wearing big things on their backs. Oh well, they bug me anyway, constantly clobbering me with annoying affection, especially laurel, stacy and emelia. All I want to do is eat worms and poop in the yard. Can't they understand that? I wish Tom would come by. He hasn't visited me in awhile....he just makes me feel so...so alive, you know? Oh well, I'm gonna go sleep on the sheep now. Hopefully I'll write again soon.